gotta see a man about a nitrous tank

This morning you woke me up to talk so that you could sleep (or so we both could, happily, soundly), and you asked if I would come to your defense, if I would be your knight in shining armor, but you already knew the answer, which is I guess why you spend your early morning hours calling me. If there was a way to verbally curl up in someone's arms, we've mastered it; it is what our latest evenings and earliest mornings are made of.

I am resolutely non-violent, but I think it safe to say that I would be turned Mongul for you, or freedom fighter, your name blazing upon my heart or tattooed across my fist. I would right wrongs in your name, vanquish your foes, the foes of your ideals. I would be your champion unrelenting, keep a vigil over you while you slept, be always the guardian of your infinite depths.